Paint our truck yellow, put an ad in the pages,
Our service to others will go on for ages!
No matter the problem, we've got the cure
Toe pain, constipation, we'll fix it for sure!
Forget all those people who are injured and dying,
I bet we'll send an ambulance to you, even for crying!
When you see us sitting around in the city,
you can come up to our window and ask for a few pennies.
We'll be your local ATM no strings attached,
We can give you what you need- for alcohol or crack
9-1-1 can be your best friend, not just for emergencies.
I can be your all night hotline plus no extra fees
If you can't sleep or just feel lonely
Just dial those three numbers and ask for me!
Call us for experiments gone bad, or even for your dying pet
STARCARE is our motto, and that is what you'll get!
So next time you see one of our kind,
just be reminded you won't be left behind.
No matter your worry no matter your pain,
9-1-1's our number, and EMSA's our name!
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The odd, quirky & often very funny stories about the life of 911 untold to the general population. No, not every 911 call is an emergency- it's the insane and interesting ones that keep us busy! Welcome to my world!
911- What's your emergency?
Think you know what goes on in the business of 911? Think again. I'm here to share in my journey's (without violating any privacy laws) just what this place is all about. But I can guarantee you'll be taken by surprise!
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I've never thought about all the calls you get. I'm sure you do have those that make you laugh. It's scary to think the unimportant calls could keep you from going to the really important or slow your time down. Thanks for the work you do.
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